Friday, February 6, 2009

How to date a Sober :p

im doing this just to respond to Mr. H post on "How to date a stoner"
im not encouraging this too,just wanted to see how people would react

haha :p

STEPS TO BE FOLLOWED :)

1. sobers are never only in their own world,their into everybody's..so never assume that he might ave missed that harsh remark u made bout his best fren

2. if u want him to be permanent,better make him like ur frens,cause if he doesn't ur stuck with a dillema..cause a sober WILL make u choose, bro's or ho's??

3. a sober will choose YOU over alcohol,drugs n guys in a heartbeat..so do appreciate :)

4. sober's are a bore,tensed and very anxious people to be around with..beware!

5. contrary to popular belief, not all sober's are succesfull,organised and has a bright future..he can just be more fucked up then a stoner or drinker

6. sober's are almost always pissed off at something. its because their not taking time to enjoy life and just ride the ride x)

7. if a sober picks up weed after meeting u, he/she MAY NEVER WANT TO SPEND HIS/HER LIFE WITH YOU EVER..(seriously)

8. lastly, never research bout sober's cause its just impossible..their very unpredictable,u never know when their gonna dump u for mary.j or liquor..hahaha

i did this yeah cause obviously i had nothing to do and i just wanted to annoy my good fren Mr. H..

haha damn i have no life..

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